Last Year It Was Umbrella's
I had a pair of sunglasses which I found... they broke, I glued them.
Long story short, some desperate ass decided they would be neato or something and walked off with them from the rest of my belongings.
Last year they had a little "stroke it" perv spot for miscellaneous umbrella's....
So far this year, it has been silly little crap... much like broken sunglasses... but all the same, just as sad that our society is like that.
The laugh I guess is that they could have done it last week and it wouldn't have meant jack shit... not like it really does now, but I was using them to help in the healing of my eye, which one of the sort gouged in some mental fit of delirium about me supposedly wanting "his" spot.
Just damn sad.... the government is reported as currently spending 8 BILLION DOLLARS PER MONTH but for some reason guys out on the street are acting like they are winning something in stealing broken sunglasses.
What the hell do we live in?
8 Billion per month out there floating around, but my broken sunglasses are far more interesting?
i suppose that is kind of where things should be... at least where the people getting the 8 billion dollars every month would want them.
Broken sunglasses aren't really some big crime... there's no reason in any crack heads justification for it... but it is better than that sort getting any of the 8 billion dollars every month I suppose.
Just sad... A serious What the Fuck when you stop and actually look at what is going down in our society these days.
Funny to think I have had some of those guys act like I couldn't see the nose on my face... but what the hell do I know right? It's just 8 billion dollars every month that they can't seem to get any of... opting instead for broken sunglasses and umbrellas that don't really work.
There was just no reason to steal them. NONE WHAT SO EVER in anyones imagination... unless of course they are desperate for some justification in not having a piece of 8 billion dollars every month.
There could be a t.v. show on the crazy silly crap that some of these guys lift..... especially if they could get some of the sad reasons that most of them would use when asked why exactly it is that something such as a pair of broken sunglasses was a target to begin with?
Especially when most of them see themselves as some "slick thief" that can't seem to get a piece of the sloppy ass spending that is going on in the government right now.
Just a great big mystery I suppose.
maybe there is a prize patrol that goes around and redeems little snags like that for special prizes?
maybe... just as a sick thought in our modern meat headed society... they think they are affiliating themselves with my person? I can't see why really... but maybe they think it aids in some identity theft or something? some sick, sad result of a society that is really quite safe and should be better put to other designs if you ask me.
Other designs that is, beyond some want of broken sunglasses that someone found to begin with.
I hope they get a real special prize for them... maybe even something as close to 8 billion dollars a month as they will ever get. Being the winners that they obviously are.
Broken sunglasses that were glued like a nerd. Really a What The Fuck? bordering on get a life somewhere.
I don't care what someones crack whore said they were magically special for... I assure you, they were just broken and glued, cheap sunglasses.
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