It Has Been Said; "Weren't the Emmy's Neat!"
No, probably not. But I can't think of anything else to spew about at the moment.
My mind wanders back to recent years packing around the country... and with that, the vision of freaky naked chicks in a horse drawn Hearse....
I think I won't write about that right now either... it just seems like something that deserves a bit more attention than being a blurb of sorts.....
I thought about trying to get myself to be obsessed with some celebrity personality so I might always have something to type in this silly thing.... but that would just be too much energy wasted... besides, they do it for themselves these days anyhow. It must be something automated about narcissism? So much so that it becomes amazing in considering how not obsessed so many people are beyond the celebrity and their managements scope of vision. As if simply being a celebrity instantly means that everyone is taken with your presence, if not obsessed.
Maybe a trip back to "beguiling 101" is in order?
I even received a nude of a certain female celebrity without soliciting it, once. I'm not complaining mind you... but it really isn't all that revealing anyhow. Her breasts are pert, her smile is nice....but let's face it, the photo is from some years ago (though I see she still seems rather fit) and I see it more to paint it than to lust, and she is a married woman with children.... so that adds another aspect to the strife they must go through in finding such attention. Part of the "wanting it all" paradox I imagine. Then, of course, is the fact that I am not in that crowd so to speak...besides, as I mentioned, the way I see that particular nude doesn't fit in with the "modern speed" in expectations of topical lust.
She's a looker mind you.... nothing to sneeze at in even a standard situation...but, nothing to obsess over given the direction of her own life and career..... and of course my sad failing in finding such obsessions without much use anyhow.
I can't even tell you if I would recognize her on the street, as being a celebrity. Perhaps after some moments of conversation it might occur to me.....but even then, I really don't see myself taken with the fact that she is some form of entertainment personality. Let's face it, there are monkeys and dogs that are celebrity personalities, too.
Eureka! Maybe...just maybe I should find a monkey or a dog celebrity to swoon over as to be my source of inspiration and reason for living!?
Maybe I should just go to the zoo for awhile. As you can tell from one of my spoofs, I do think it would be rather interesting to actually live as a zoo exhibit for awhile, at least. Lawn chairs...beers... barbeque grill..... maybe some beer commercial girls every now and then as well...
Maybe I should go drink some more coffee and forget I ever used the words "Emmy" and "neat" in the same sentence.
Yeah... that alone calls for a few smokes, too.
My mind wanders back to recent years packing around the country... and with that, the vision of freaky naked chicks in a horse drawn Hearse....
I think I won't write about that right now either... it just seems like something that deserves a bit more attention than being a blurb of sorts.....
I thought about trying to get myself to be obsessed with some celebrity personality so I might always have something to type in this silly thing.... but that would just be too much energy wasted... besides, they do it for themselves these days anyhow. It must be something automated about narcissism? So much so that it becomes amazing in considering how not obsessed so many people are beyond the celebrity and their managements scope of vision. As if simply being a celebrity instantly means that everyone is taken with your presence, if not obsessed.
Maybe a trip back to "beguiling 101" is in order?
I even received a nude of a certain female celebrity without soliciting it, once. I'm not complaining mind you... but it really isn't all that revealing anyhow. Her breasts are pert, her smile is nice....but let's face it, the photo is from some years ago (though I see she still seems rather fit) and I see it more to paint it than to lust, and she is a married woman with children.... so that adds another aspect to the strife they must go through in finding such attention. Part of the "wanting it all" paradox I imagine. Then, of course, is the fact that I am not in that crowd so to speak...besides, as I mentioned, the way I see that particular nude doesn't fit in with the "modern speed" in expectations of topical lust.
She's a looker mind you.... nothing to sneeze at in even a standard situation...but, nothing to obsess over given the direction of her own life and career..... and of course my sad failing in finding such obsessions without much use anyhow.
I can't even tell you if I would recognize her on the street, as being a celebrity. Perhaps after some moments of conversation it might occur to me.....but even then, I really don't see myself taken with the fact that she is some form of entertainment personality. Let's face it, there are monkeys and dogs that are celebrity personalities, too.
Eureka! Maybe...just maybe I should find a monkey or a dog celebrity to swoon over as to be my source of inspiration and reason for living!?
Maybe I should just go to the zoo for awhile. As you can tell from one of my spoofs, I do think it would be rather interesting to actually live as a zoo exhibit for awhile, at least. Lawn chairs...beers... barbeque grill..... maybe some beer commercial girls every now and then as well...
Maybe I should go drink some more coffee and forget I ever used the words "Emmy" and "neat" in the same sentence.
Yeah... that alone calls for a few smokes, too.
posted by Nefarious Aflatus | Tuesday, August 29, 2006
2 Comments:
The whole celebrity thing has indeed gotten insane. And did you know that in England a few months back, they actually had people live in the zoo as an exhibit for awhile. Interesting.....
"in England a few months back, they actually had people live in the zoo as an exhibit for awhile."
They get all of the neat stuff!
I would love to have done that!
Post a Comment
<< Home