It Has Been Said; "NAG, NAG, NAG!"
Mr. Nefarious Aflatus, Esq., allow me to introduce myself. I'm one of the victims of your nettlesome screeds. As a note of explanation for other readers of this letter: Mr. Aflatus provides simplistic answers to complex problems. What follows is the story of how Mr. Aflatus can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in its implementation. Although he is only one turd floating in the moral cesspool that our society has become, he has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. Mr. Aflatus can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches his nostrils, he'll start talking about the joy of careerism and how you and I are inferior to the worst types of shiftless, drossy pipsqueaks there are. As you listen to Mr. Aflatus's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice his hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that one can see the blood-lust in his eyes. Now, that last statement is a bit of an oversimplification, an overgeneralization. But it is nevertheless substantially true.
To be quite frank, whenever Mr. Aflatus is blamed for conspiring to needle and wheedle revolting scumbags into his little empire, he blames his forces. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Mr. Aflatus send children to die as martyrs for causes that he is unwilling to die for himself. When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that my general thesis is that he thinks I'm trying to say that Mr. Aflatus knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over Mr. Aflatus's head. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: He likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of radicalism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, Mr. Aflatus invariably instructs his thralls to sully a profession that's already held in low esteem. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual, it makes perfect sense in light of Mr. Aflatus's juvenile monographs. He keeps telling us that ageism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Are we also supposed to believe that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight? I didn't think so.
It strikes me as amusing that Mr. Aflatus complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! He does nothing but complain. Even if grungy sad sacks join his band with the best of intentions, they will still blend together irreligionism and vandalism in a train wreck of monumental proportions in a lustrum or two. Not all, I hasten to add, do join with the best of intentions.
Mr. Aflatus is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's bitter to appeal not to the contented and satisfied, but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that no one can be right all of the time. But it goes further than that; Mr. Aflatus is extraordinarily brazen. We've all known that for a long time. However, his willingness to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for -- the entire civilized world sets a new record for brazenness.
I don't want to overstate this point, but the public is like a giant that Mr. Aflatus has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Mr. Aflatus leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to place a high value on honor and self-respect. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that people tell me that there are a number of conceptual, logical, and methodological flaws in Mr. Aflatus's histrionics. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. It's debatable whether he doesn't want equality, but revenge. However, no one can disagree that if you read between the lines of Mr. Aflatus's ebullitions, you'll doubtlessly find that Mr. Aflatus can get away with lies (e.g., that he can override nature) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Mr. Aflatus is lying.
Woe to the disgraceful brutes who engage in the trafficking of human beings! Today, we might have let Mr. Aflatus alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with his current "reality". Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. Regardless of the theoretical beauty of the notion that his allegations are faddism at its worst, there is the opposing fact that he exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. Please don't misread my words here; Mr. Aflatus claims that his decisions are based on reason. Well, I beg to differ.
After being called a frowzy nonentity a hundred times or so by Mr. Aflatus and his flunkies, I have reached the conclusion that if Mr. Aflatus is going to talk about higher standards, then he needs to live by those higher standards. In his assistants' rush to join the crowd, they failed to observe that Mr. Aflatus just reported that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Mr. Aflatus's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to bask in the flagitious shine of animalism. I could tell him that his squibs exude palpable misoneism, although he obviously doesn't care. I could tell him that he is never without a power-hungry thing to say, but he wouldn't believe me. He probably also doesn't care that he doesn't understand politics or simply doesn't care. So let me appeal to whatever small semblance of reason Mr. Aflatus may be capable of when I tell him that this is not the first time I've wanted to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. But it is the first time I realized that he asserts that society is supposed to be lenient towards the worst kinds of reprehensible, twisted bottom-feeders there are. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie.
Sure, Mr. Aflatus can fabulize about how every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to grant a free ride to the undeserving. That doesn't change the fact that the impact of his high-handed hypnopompic insights is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, anyone who says that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy can be branded as both pathetic and crude. That's just a fancy way of saying that Mr. Aflatus maintains that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that his true goal is to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians. All the statements that his faithfuls make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Mr. Aflatus. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents, and in these primarily as an illustration that one could truthfully say that I'm definitely bewildered by the subversive, conniving nature of Mr. Aflatus's teachings. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to get people to sign a petition to limit Mr. Aflatus's ability to cause trouble. Of course, his goombahs are quick to point out that because he is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, Mr. Aflatus is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Mr. Aflatus is a victim of his own success -- a success that enables Mr. Aflatus to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought.
What Mr. Aflatus is incapable of seeing is that he wants to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to help people see his macabre communications for what they are. It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer that I want to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most pouty manifestations. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé, but because if you want to hide something from him, you just have to put it in a book. The question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "What exactly is the principle that rationalizes Mr. Aflatus's nefarious perceptions?" One might as well ask, "Is Mr. Aflatus's incessant burbling about the wonders of imperialism supposed to convince us that the sky is falling?" Well, I asked the question, so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that he truly believes that black is white and night is day. It is just such incomprehensible, venal megalomania, passive-aggressive egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mr. Aflatus to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques. Please remember that he says that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to overthrow democratic political systems. Defeatism and anti-intellectualism are not synonymous. In fact, they are so frequently in opposition and so universally irreconcilable that my cause is to question Mr. Aflatus's authority. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that the basal lie that underlies all of Mr. Aflatus's tendentious roorbacks is that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. Translation: Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that if Mr. Aflatus wanted to, he could turn politicos loose against us good citizens. He could deny us the opportunity to take away as many of his opportunities for mischief as possible. And he could sensationalize all of the issues. We must not allow Mr. Aflatus to do any of these.
I may be opening a Pandora's box by writing this, but Mr. Aflatus's sentiments are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us one day. The sole point of agreement between myself and domineering prigs is that Mr. Aflatus is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mr. Aflatus and a pigeon is that Mr. Aflatus intends to truck away our freedoms for safekeeping. That's why Mr. Aflatus uses his victim status as a kind of magic incantation to stifle debate, disparage critical analysis, and persuade us that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. More than that, by allowing him to palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide Trotskyism, we are allowing him to play puppet master. Although Mr. Aflatus obviously hates my guts (and probably yours, as well), Mr. Aflatus's publicity stunts are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, Mr. Aflatus says that we should all bear the brunt of his actions. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Summa summarum, we need to stand up for our rights.
To be quite frank, whenever Mr. Aflatus is blamed for conspiring to needle and wheedle revolting scumbags into his little empire, he blames his forces. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Mr. Aflatus send children to die as martyrs for causes that he is unwilling to die for himself. When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that my general thesis is that he thinks I'm trying to say that Mr. Aflatus knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over Mr. Aflatus's head. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: He likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of radicalism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, Mr. Aflatus invariably instructs his thralls to sully a profession that's already held in low esteem. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual, it makes perfect sense in light of Mr. Aflatus's juvenile monographs. He keeps telling us that ageism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Are we also supposed to believe that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight? I didn't think so.
It strikes me as amusing that Mr. Aflatus complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! He does nothing but complain. Even if grungy sad sacks join his band with the best of intentions, they will still blend together irreligionism and vandalism in a train wreck of monumental proportions in a lustrum or two. Not all, I hasten to add, do join with the best of intentions.
Mr. Aflatus is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's bitter to appeal not to the contented and satisfied, but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that no one can be right all of the time. But it goes further than that; Mr. Aflatus is extraordinarily brazen. We've all known that for a long time. However, his willingness to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for -- the entire civilized world sets a new record for brazenness.
I don't want to overstate this point, but the public is like a giant that Mr. Aflatus has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Mr. Aflatus leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to place a high value on honor and self-respect. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that people tell me that there are a number of conceptual, logical, and methodological flaws in Mr. Aflatus's histrionics. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. It's debatable whether he doesn't want equality, but revenge. However, no one can disagree that if you read between the lines of Mr. Aflatus's ebullitions, you'll doubtlessly find that Mr. Aflatus can get away with lies (e.g., that he can override nature) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Mr. Aflatus is lying.
Woe to the disgraceful brutes who engage in the trafficking of human beings! Today, we might have let Mr. Aflatus alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with his current "reality". Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. Regardless of the theoretical beauty of the notion that his allegations are faddism at its worst, there is the opposing fact that he exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. Please don't misread my words here; Mr. Aflatus claims that his decisions are based on reason. Well, I beg to differ.
After being called a frowzy nonentity a hundred times or so by Mr. Aflatus and his flunkies, I have reached the conclusion that if Mr. Aflatus is going to talk about higher standards, then he needs to live by those higher standards. In his assistants' rush to join the crowd, they failed to observe that Mr. Aflatus just reported that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Mr. Aflatus's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to bask in the flagitious shine of animalism. I could tell him that his squibs exude palpable misoneism, although he obviously doesn't care. I could tell him that he is never without a power-hungry thing to say, but he wouldn't believe me. He probably also doesn't care that he doesn't understand politics or simply doesn't care. So let me appeal to whatever small semblance of reason Mr. Aflatus may be capable of when I tell him that this is not the first time I've wanted to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. But it is the first time I realized that he asserts that society is supposed to be lenient towards the worst kinds of reprehensible, twisted bottom-feeders there are. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie.
Sure, Mr. Aflatus can fabulize about how every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to grant a free ride to the undeserving. That doesn't change the fact that the impact of his high-handed hypnopompic insights is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, anyone who says that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy can be branded as both pathetic and crude. That's just a fancy way of saying that Mr. Aflatus maintains that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that his true goal is to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians. All the statements that his faithfuls make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Mr. Aflatus. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents, and in these primarily as an illustration that one could truthfully say that I'm definitely bewildered by the subversive, conniving nature of Mr. Aflatus's teachings. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to get people to sign a petition to limit Mr. Aflatus's ability to cause trouble. Of course, his goombahs are quick to point out that because he is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, Mr. Aflatus is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Mr. Aflatus is a victim of his own success -- a success that enables Mr. Aflatus to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought.
What Mr. Aflatus is incapable of seeing is that he wants to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to help people see his macabre communications for what they are. It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer that I want to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most pouty manifestations. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé, but because if you want to hide something from him, you just have to put it in a book. The question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "What exactly is the principle that rationalizes Mr. Aflatus's nefarious perceptions?" One might as well ask, "Is Mr. Aflatus's incessant burbling about the wonders of imperialism supposed to convince us that the sky is falling?" Well, I asked the question, so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that he truly believes that black is white and night is day. It is just such incomprehensible, venal megalomania, passive-aggressive egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mr. Aflatus to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques. Please remember that he says that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to overthrow democratic political systems. Defeatism and anti-intellectualism are not synonymous. In fact, they are so frequently in opposition and so universally irreconcilable that my cause is to question Mr. Aflatus's authority. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that the basal lie that underlies all of Mr. Aflatus's tendentious roorbacks is that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. Translation: Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that if Mr. Aflatus wanted to, he could turn politicos loose against us good citizens. He could deny us the opportunity to take away as many of his opportunities for mischief as possible. And he could sensationalize all of the issues. We must not allow Mr. Aflatus to do any of these.
I may be opening a Pandora's box by writing this, but Mr. Aflatus's sentiments are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us one day. The sole point of agreement between myself and domineering prigs is that Mr. Aflatus is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mr. Aflatus and a pigeon is that Mr. Aflatus intends to truck away our freedoms for safekeeping. That's why Mr. Aflatus uses his victim status as a kind of magic incantation to stifle debate, disparage critical analysis, and persuade us that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. More than that, by allowing him to palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide Trotskyism, we are allowing him to play puppet master. Although Mr. Aflatus obviously hates my guts (and probably yours, as well), Mr. Aflatus's publicity stunts are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, Mr. Aflatus says that we should all bear the brunt of his actions. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Summa summarum, we need to stand up for our rights.
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NOW BEFORE YOU GET ALTOGETHER TOO EXCITED ABOUT SOMEONE HAVING LODGED A COMPLAINT ABOUT MY PERSON, I SHOULD POINT OUT IN ALL FAIRNESS THAT YOU CAN HAVE A COMPLAINT LETTER TOO!
SIMPLY FOLLOW THIS LINK AND ENTER YOUR NAME INTO THE "GENERATOR."
posted by Nefarious Aflatus | Tuesday, March 21, 2006
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