It Has Been Said; "The Aristocrats" version #3

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father then introduces the family in a very cordial manner. He then continues to inform the agent;"We are talentless and have no personality to speak of, but we have made millions in undisclosed contributions to your parent corporation."

To which the agent replies;"How nice..... and Mrs. Clinton (Gore, Rowling, any other Female Celebrity) that is a wonderful fragrance you are wearing if I may say..."

Then....

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"