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Friday, December 02, 2005

It Has Been Said; "The Aristocrats" version #2


A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

They all then wheel in their own coffins and lay in them, except for the father who then shoots them all in the head.

The father then turns to the agent and says; "They're dead. Get it?"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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