It Has Been Said; "The Aristocrats" version #4

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."


The father then says: "We ain't got no idea about no entertainment shit.... all I know is that for years my family muled high grade blow for 'dis studio across the border. My wife alone has packed no less than three tons in her asshole over ten years time.... and dat's just dat whore... not to mention my homo son and his fuck toy sista. If we don't get the job we'll call your corporate head and they'll have every crack nigga in da' city sleepin' on your doorstep and fuckin' your wife."

Knowing they would fit right in with the other talent on his roster... but not wanting to look altogether too intimidated or eager.... the agent then responds after a short pause; "Mr. President......"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"